Oddly Enough Blog

Along came a slider who sat down beside her…

February 18, 2011

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Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today. What have you done to cut costs? I’m worried about this rule that we have to have food for the models.

The key to a great Valentine?

February 14, 2011

locks shoes 490

Blog Guy, I really need your help with a relationship problem. I’m pretty sure my girlfriend is stepping out on me.

Fashion models, hither and yawn…

February 11, 2011

fashion yawn combo 490

Quick quiz: The bewildered and confused young women seen here…

FASHION/LUCALUCAa) just can’t understand why they had to get up at noon on a Friday.

b) have just been asked if World War I was fought before or after World War II.

c) have been told they’ve won a dinner date with somebody named Lamar, and they are wary.

Yeah baby, I used to be famous!

February 8, 2011

BRAZIL/

Psssssssssst! Blog Guy, it’s me!

elephant man japan 180Wally? My old roommate from the Witness Protection Program?

No, you dimwit, I’m The Elephant Man! I was famous when my movie came out, back in 1980, and I’d like some of your fashion advice. I want to start hitting the singles bar scene, but I need a hip wardrobe.

When designers stay up past bedtime…

February 6, 2011

BRAZIL/

Um, Blog Guy, you write about fashion real good. We are two very famous designers, and we would like to have you cover our new clothes and stuff. Okay?

Fall fashions? Your slip is showing…

February 4, 2011

BRAZIL/

Johnson, get your butt into my office! You call yourself a news photographer? You’ve covered the fashion show all week, and not a single shot of a model falling down!

Look chic when it’s a jungle out there!

February 3, 2011

fashion survival combo 490

Blog Guy, I’m a woman who likes to look her best at all times. I have an irrational fear of being caught out in the jungle, without my luggage, and no way to accessorize my outfit.

Try walking with more Bounce, girls!

February 2, 2011

SPAIN/

Hey Sweetie, have you gone to the laundromat yet this week?  I really need some clean underwear.

Well, if that’s not a miracle!

January 29, 2011

BRITAIN/

Blog Guy, this is the season of all the major award ceremonies. They all kind of blend together, except I must say I’ve read amazing things about the National Television Awards, in London.

Time to slather on more makeup, honey!

January 28, 2011

model saner combo this one 490

Blog Guy, I’m an 18-year-old girl and I want to be a model, but my parents won’t let me take modeling classes!