I can’t put my finger on it, Lamar, but there’s something strange about the models we’re using for this fashion show. They’re not the usual girls, are they?
Quick quiz: The fashion model seen here is weeping because…
a) Peace in the Middle East is such an elusive goal.
b) There just isn’t enough time to help everyone who needs it.
c) “Bridge Over Troubled Water” is SO intense.
d) She is overwhelmed by the incredible beauty of a simple butterfly.
e) She doesn’t like her haircut.
Sorry, all of you who chose Middle East peace.
That was a good guess, but this lady was reduced to tears because her stylist cut too much off before a fashion show, and apparently she’s never heard of wigs or stocking caps or anything like that.
As a part of the international fashion industry press corps I would never poke fun at the designers, models, creations or glitzy shows. I know which side my thin-sliced sprouted whole grain toast is not buttered on, or however that expression goes.