Oddly Enough Blog

Stop staring at my assets!

October 4, 2010


Blog Guy, I’m a young woman with an unusual problem. I’m just too beautiful.

Ya think she might be nuts, Lamar?

October 3, 2010

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So wait a minute, Lamar. Tell me again how you know this chick who’s coming here to the bar?

World’s ugliest shoes? Quite a feet!

September 28, 2010

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Lamar, I put you in charge of creating our label’s signature new shoe for spring. Our competition is the Holy Grail of of shoes, the stiletto in the top photo. The stuff dreams are made of. Sleek, sensual, five straps, platform soles, 14-inch heels. Lusty Cherry Red!

Look, Mr. Purina has a new outfit!

September 24, 2010

Man, am I pumped!

SPAIN-FASHIONLet me back up a minute. Despite being a global style guru thanks to my blog, I really don’t worry too much about my personal wardrobe.

Is it me, or does it look better on HER?

September 21, 2010

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What’s wrong, Boss? Why are you crying?

pinky lee 160Lonnie, our clothing label is ruined. This is the end…. It’s all my fault. I sank everything into buying millions of yards of plaid automobile seat cover fabric for the 1960 Chevy Impala.

Our Father who…clomp clomp…art in heaven…clomp…

September 21, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know a lot of big fashion shows are coming up, and you need to pay more attention to shoes! What about London Fashion week, which is going on right now?

Go buy me a gunny, honey!

September 20, 2010

Okay Lamar, it’s your chance to shine. I put you in charge of our new spring line of purses, so what have you got? We want very classy, very upscale!

Moody? It’s just a fez she’s going through!

September 19, 2010


Lamar, I’ve been looking at our creations for the fashion show, and I know what’s missing.

Male models? Models of WHAT?

September 15, 2010

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Blog Guy, my friends and I are guys who sincerely want the same thing most young men want.

Eat, Pray, Read?

September 13, 2010


Blog Guy, you’re smiling today. You must have seen something amusing, huh?

USA/I sure did. You know how sometimes I imply that fashion models aren’t, you know, geniuses? Like maybe they don’t have to think a lot to do that job?