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Five great tips for keeping in shape
Blog Guy, you seem to have lost some weight, judging from your blog profile photo, and it looks like you’re working out, as well. Please share some health and fitness tips with your readers.
Okay. The first thing is to figure out what you should weigh. There are plenty of free online tools for calculating your Body Mass Index, which is a simple function of your height and weight.
Now, this is important to know. By BMI standards, nearly everyone on earth shows up as morbidly obese.
Ouch. Is there any way around that?
Yes. I told the calculator I was 7’11″ tall, and suddenly it said I weighed too LITTLE! I got fried chicken and cheesecake for dinner, baby!
Shape up with our new regal regimen!
Man, I gotta say, that was just creepy!
What was, Lamar?
Are you kidding, Clancy? You didn’t see who was just here?
No, I was watching that Lady Gaga video on the big screen. Who was it?
Queen Elizabeth.
She was NOT!
Was too!
That IS strange. I don’t think she’s even a member here! What did she do?
She told me this machine is “jolly good for one’s quadriceps.”
The toughest health club in the world?
Sir, thanks for stopping by for a tour of our health club. We’re very proud of our facilities.
Is there anything you’re especially looking for in a new gym? Spinning classes? Free weights? Yoga?
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