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You ever try flossing, Catherine?


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“Michael, hold still so I can see myself in your fancy sunglasses. Do I have something between my teeth? I can feel it…”

FASHION-MICHAELKORS/“Ewwwww, Catherine! I told you not to have that spinach quiche for breakfast! Cripes! There’s a huge chunk of green stuff hanging out of your mouth!”

“Shut up! Is this it? Did I get it all?”

“Yeah, you got most of it. Looks like there’s also some gristle wedged in there from that steak you had last night.”

“You got a lot of room to talk, Michael. Get a load of that dandruff all over your sweater. You ever think about using shampoo?”