Oddly Enough Blog

Out of the frying pan and into the fryer…

November 29, 2011

Blog Guy, I can’t wait any longer! Has the Williams-Sonoma December catalog arrived yet? I need to get ready for the big holidays!

A goofy Thanksgiving to all!

November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving, Blog Guy!

Thanks, and the same to you and to all my readers.

So what are you thankful for This Thanksgiving?

Me? I’m feeling very blessed to be surrounded by my dear family and great friends.

Want something that’s bad for you, Mr. President?

November 23, 2011

Hi there, waitress, we’re the Corkery family, and we’ll be having your family-style breakfast special, where the whole family eats for for $22.95. I’ll have the…

After Total Recall, time for a fling?

November 18, 2011

Blog Guy, recently you did an item about a lot of consumer products recalled in a short period.  Were you trying to scare us?

Buy, buy Miss American Pie…

November 14, 2011

Blog Guy, do you have a personal guiding philosophy of life? You know, three or four words that express your world view?

Are these the missing links?

November 13, 2011

Blog Guy, I want to order one of those elaborate fantasy photos you set up for your readers. You know, the really strange stuff, like that hotel suite with chocolate furniture, and like Sylvester Stallone’s bathroom, and…

When superstars shoot on location…

November 8, 2011

I can’t believe they have the nerve to call this dump a supermarket!

But Ms. Jolie, this isn’t America. Things are different over here.

Really? Things are SO different that I can’t even buy Budweiser or Velveeta for Brad? What the hell are we supposed to live on?

Attention! Everything has been recalled!

November 1, 2011

Blog Guy, I guess you’ve been reading about the huge recall of cantaloupes because of that deadly listeria outbreak?

It’s a black day for candy lovers…

October 28, 2011

Okay, take that black stuff out of your mouth, put it on the floor, and back away.

Lose weight the Christmas Party way!

October 27, 2011

It’s time for more of our etiquette tips aimed at people who were raised by warthogs in the wild.