Oddly Enough Blog

The worst thing about protest? Take your pick!

October 2, 2009

Okay young man, thanks for volunteering, but do you think you have what it takes to be a pro-democracy protester here in Hong Kong?

Enjoy a nice spider, open up wider!

September 15, 2009

Eency Weency spider, climbs up my favorite cup
Along comes this dude who eats the spider up,
Juicy, juicy spider, it meets an awful death,
And off goes the weirdo, Mr. Spider Breath!

I say, Camilla, do we have a COUPON?

September 11, 2009

Ever since my readers voted Prince Charles the “Coolest Leader Dude,” it seems to me he’s doing more “normal” stuff in public.

What’s up with the pink socks, Hoss?

September 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I saw a Reuters photo from Spain showing four guys together in silly outfits. What’s the story?

Ew! No more oatmeal for me, Ma!

August 24, 2009

I apologize in advance for this one, since I know a lot of readers, even entire families, enjoy my blog while at the breakfast table.

My armadillo needs a pillow…

August 24, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a recipe for armadillo. Do you know a place to buy good ones?

Sure, I go down to Brazil and get mine from Leonardo’s Armadillos.

Leonardo? Didn’t he used to have a shop in Amarillo?

Yes, but Leonardo’s Amarillo Armadillos got closed down for certain peccadillos.

Exploding wieners, run for cover!

August 22, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m afraid this suicide bomb trend is spreading, and it scares me.

You don’t haggle at Kroger?

August 19, 2009

Quick quiz: In this photo on the right, President Obama is saying to the Kroger manager…

The wurst way to turn your kids into vegans…

August 14, 2009

Blog Guy, our family is going to Berlin for a vacation. Are there any museums we don’t want to miss?

And, the ice is free here!

August 13, 2009

Okay, members of the Iceland Citizens Group, thanks for coming on such short notice. You all know the problem.