Oddly Enough Blog

Another bowl of blood, Lonnie!

May 3, 2009

Blog Guy, you write a lot about travel. My wife and I need a vacation, but we’re trying hard to lose weight. Vacations always mean wonderful meals, and we come home 10 pounds heavier. How can we break that cycle?

Nice buns, Burger Boy!

April 17, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a 16-year-old boy and I’m very sensitive about my looks.

The kids at school say I look like a hamburger! They taunt me, calling me “Burger Boy” and “Big Mac.” What can I do?

Stay out, hon, I’m eatin’ scampi!

April 15, 2009

Blog Guy, I need help. I’m a smoker, and…

Say no more, I’ll try to help you quit.

No! I don’t want to quit, I just don’t want my wife to catch me! How can I cover the smell?

Another dozen jelly doughnuts, Mr. President?

April 14, 2009

Bolivian President Evo Morales got a controversial electoral law passed by his congress today after using a fairly unorthodox tactic.

She’s not driving home, is she?

April 11, 2009

Blog Guy, you’ve REALLY been around. You must have seen EVERYTHING!

Almost. The only thing I haven’t seen is a woman rubbing 24 chilies in her eyes. I’m still looking for a chance to… Wait! Here’s video of that very thing!

A slice of Baracklava and a warm hat, please!

April 8, 2009

Blog Guy, what did you think of President Obama’s tour of Europe? I was very moved when I saw that somebody in Turkey had done his image on a baklava.

Honey, will you marry… Ewwwww!

March 22, 2009

So now they’re selling a diamond and gold-leaf “carat cake” as a $2,500 gift for guys to give when they propose marriage. I see disaster ahead.

Hey, look at that cute breadhead!

March 8, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard the newest fashion fad is wearing bread on your head. Is that true?

When life hands you urine, make Urinade!

March 7, 2009

A few days ago I blogged about plans to create a soft drink made from cow urine. Seriously. We even discussed ad and marketing uh, challenges to what we dubbed “Mellow Yellow.”

Why does that waitress have bodyguards?

March 6, 2009

Blog Guy, I was wondering what first lady Michelle Obama does to kill time during the day, while her girls are in school.