Oddly Enough Blog

Pudding up the decorations

December 22, 2008

Blog Guy, I have 35 seconds to spare. Show me something really peculiar to put me in the holiday mood.

Mabel, Mabel, strong and able, get your big feet off the table!

December 15, 2008

Blog Guy, I went to a fancy banquet in China, and I could swear I saw human footprints on the tablecloth. Was that just my imagination?

There’s eggnog in your hair, Claire!

December 12, 2008

Blog Guy, my mom gave me a huge crystal punch bowl. It’s lovely, but I don’t entertain very much. Should I just sell it?

What do you want for Barackfest?

November 22, 2008

Blog Guy, where does President-elect Obama eat when he’s in Chicago?

He loves a cafe called, coincidentally, Obama Eats Here. What are the chances?

Wait a minute, you dimwit. I think that place is named something else, and they just wear those shirts because they’re proud he’s a customer.

Who’s that screaming at Window Two?

October 24, 2008

Blog Guy, I’m just a regular dude┬áselling strawberry shortcake down here in Florida. I have a recurring nightmare that one day a┬ápresidential candidate will just stick his big grinning face right through my window.

Waiter, a comb for my noodles!

October 23, 2008

People, we need to brainstorm an advertising slogan for Acme Noodles, our newest client. We’re using photos of dogs lounging outside on big sheets of noodles being dried for sale to restaurants because, well, what goes together like noodles and dogs!

A friend in knead gets a rise out of Bush?

October 19, 2008

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French President Nicolas Sarkozy appeared with President George Bush yesterday and surprised onlookers by choosing to discuss tips for making really good French bread, which of course in France they just call bread.

Sorry, our sandwich is toast!

October 17, 2008

This is just so stupid on so many levels.

sandwich-3-160.jpgThese cooks in Iran decide to get in the Guinness Book of Records by making the “world’s longest sandwich,” see. Nearly a mile long, with three Guinness representatives there.

Testicle recipes: cooking with nuts?

October 8, 2008

I just don’t know exactly when I turned into some kind of carnival sideshow barker.

Rat meat again? We’re not MADE of money!

August 28, 2008

Blog Guy, I can’t believe what’s happening to the price of all the necessities! Is there ANY good economic news out there?