Oddly Enough Blog

Roscoe’s House of WHAT, Mr. President?

October 26, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, a couple of days ago you illustrated your piece on high-cholesterol foods with a lot of photos of President Barack Obama with junk food, and you said, “If I want to know what foods I should avoid…I’ll just follow the presidential motorcade.” You were just joking, right?

All aboard for the Lipitor City Express!

October 24, 2011

Readers of this blog know I have little patience with “stories” that not only state the obvious, but find it necessary to deliver the information in list form, for folks who are intimidated by paragraphs.

Peel faster if you wanna be president!

October 15, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve been trying to get a job in the exciting outdoor food service industry, and there aren’t any. Do you know why?

More jumbo gumbo, Mr. President?

October 5, 2011

Blog Guy, have you seen that amazing new book about former first lady Jacqueline Kennedy, the one taken from hours of taped interviews with her just months after her husband was assassinated?

You want fries with that museum?

September 29, 2011

Honey, I have a surprise!
An entire museum of fries!
Let’s order a malted,
And everything salted,
Then leave, before anyone dies!

Whack it with a hammer, dude, I’m hungry!

September 27, 2011

Blog Guy, you haven’t shared any of those fancy Williams-Sonoma items recently, the ones for foodies with too much money. Don’t they have a new catalog out?

Ramen Museum? My cup runneth over!

September 20, 2011

Okay, kids, I got the tickets for our big vacation trip today, and you’re gonna love it!

Not that duchess, the udder one…

September 18, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s me. I’m back and I need a fix. You’re the one who got me hooked.

Drive slower, Ma, you can’t see over the mushrooms!

September 11, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve signed up for one of your tours to Krasnoyarsk, that Siberian city you call Wackytown. I’m very excited!

Eating healthy for peanuts?

August 31, 2011

Blog Guy, so we’ve established that you lost some weight recently. I found your health tips helpful, but could you be more specific about what you ate?