Oddly Enough Blog

Super-rich guy in good humor…

May 5, 2008

ice-cream-crop-120.jpgBlog Guy, I know you sometimes indulge your readers’ fantasies. I collect photographs of really rich people eating ice cream. It isn’t a large collection, but I’m hoping you can help get me some good ones.

Frolic in the fizz, Liz!

April 26, 2008

mentos-300.jpgBlog Guy, it was so interesting to learn about those bidet things in your blog recently. You give your readers a genuine feel for other cultures. It made me wonder, do they take showers in Europe the same way we do here?

Did I eat this food once already?

April 24, 2008

crane-180.jpgWe’re starting to get more and more photos of events like this, where you eat lunch at a table that is suspended by a crane, four miles up in the air.

Do you have the May issue of Nose-Picker?

April 24, 2008

valentino-200.jpgFrom Moscow, news that some billionaire is starting a magazine named Snob. I’m serious.

Grandma, here’s your pail of BlackBerries!

April 23, 2008

handheld-120.jpgOnce upon a time, Grandma sent her three grandchildren into the woods to gather blackberries, so she could make a fine dessert for dinner.

One burger to a customer, pal!

April 14, 2008

burgers-120.jpgHey blog guy, I’m planning my wedding for June, and I’m on a tight budget. I know you’ve been a professional event planner. Can you give me some money-saving some tips?

We who are about to eat cheese salute you!

April 8, 2008

gladiator-face-160.jpgIf you’re thinking of a public relations career, watch and learn. Italy recently did a recall of some mozzarella cheese linked to dioxin contamination. Okay, so how do they restore public confidence in the product?

Oh, so you say VEEner Schnitzel?

April 7, 2008

“Look, I’ve only got a few months left, and I don’t want to complain, but are you REALLY sure these new Secret Service uniforms make sense?

Dimwit, you flung the Häagen-Dazs!

April 4, 2008

slingshot-crop-180.jpgBlog Guy,

I‘m aware that you are something of an Old Testament scholar. Someone told me recently that in the story of David and Goliath, David was eating ice cream while he slew Goliath with his slingshot. Could this be true?

Name your poison? A Snake ‘n’ Shake!

March 27, 2008

snakes-mouth-140.jpgMy personal policy is I don’t drink booze with anything floating in it that I wouldn’t eat. I’ve missed out on some good tequila, but rules are rules.