Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, thanks for finally giving us some coverage of William and Catherine’s royal tour of Canada. We want more!
Whoa! Please translate that into English! The Institut de tourisme et d’hotellerie du Quebec?
My French is pretty rusty, but I’m pretty sure it means The Institutionalized Hostile Tourists.
Hey Blog Guy, it’s me. That guy who collects photographs of famous people with vegetables. Bet you didn’t think you’d hear from me again.
Hey Blog Guy, I know you love to cook and sometimes share culinary secrets.
I spoke to an Italian chef, and I think I can help you out. You’ll need a butt-load of fresh basil, some parmesan, pine nuts, garlic and olive oil. I’m going to make a trial batch in my own kitchen while I write this.
Ewwwwwww. What’s up with that photo, Blog Guy? It’s kind of creepy.
Oh, whew. For a minute there I thought it might be something weird. I’m looking for a job myself. You think Snake Town is hiring?
Oh Dear Lord, tell me this isn’t happening!
I just wanted to watch some tennis, so I called the boss on our busiest day of the year and said I was sick with projectile vomiting, impacted wisdom teeth, temporary insanity and a fever of 106…
I’ve complained here in the past that the problem with doing a blog for a real news organization is that sometimes people try to send me actual news, not realizing that unlike my Reuters colleagues, I can make up my own.
Blog Guy, I’m disappointed in you.
Most of my readers usually are. What did I do now?
I’m still waiting for our panel of judges. It’s down to two finalists.
Blog Guy, I’ve been a real fan of Williams-Sonoma, that shop for pretentious foodies, ever since I first read about it here. Is their Summer Cookout Catalog out yet?
Yes, and it’s fabulous! I recommend this item at the top, the Deluxe Outdoor Guacamole Maker, $299.99. You can serve up perfect fresh guacamole, while your guests watch with envy!