Oddly Enough Blog

Name your poison, folks…

April 7, 2011

INDONESIA/

Good evening, folks, welcome to Snake & Shake, home of the Sssssssssizzling Cobra Burger! I’ll be your server tonight. Have you decided what you want?

Dispensing with Kate Middleton

March 30, 2011

pez faces 490

Blog Guy, now that Prince William’s royal wedding is less than a month away, what’s the strangest souvenir you’ve seen so far?

That’s quite an accent you have there…

March 24, 2011

WEATHER HURRICANES NEW ORLEANS

Blog Guy, I need some of your job-hunting advice. I was working on a résumé, but then I stopped.

Juicy fruits in our birthday suits?

March 23, 2011

UKRAINE-FASHION/

Sit down, sir. As your neighborhood bank manager I appreciate you coming to us for your small business loan. Now, tell me a little about your idea.

You like ‘em runny, honey?

March 22, 2011

BOSNIA/

Thank you for calling International Department of Festivals, how may we help you?

Is this the express line?

February 24, 2011

PHILIPPINES/

Blog Guy, it’s a couple of days before the end of February and there hasn’t been a single sign of the onrushing Apocalypse this month. I’m feeling much better already.

Along came a slider who sat down beside her…

February 18, 2011

fashion sliders 490

Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today. What have you done to cut costs? I’m worried about this rule that we have to have food for the models.

Who’s your crawdaddy now?

January 27, 2011

You get a line and I’II get a pole,
And we’ll go down to the Crawdad hole,
Honey, sugar baby, mine,

Dry your geckos perfectly, every time!

January 24, 2011

sonoma coconuts 490

Blog Guy, I know you’re a serious foodie, and I have a kitchen appliance question.