Oddly Enough Blog

Do you have a date for the ball?

September 1, 2010


Blog Guy, I saw a bunch of Reuters photos from the World Testicle Cooking Championship, and I was surprised you didn’t cover it in your blog.

And the morel of this story is…

August 31, 2010

Hey Blog Guy, you obviously know a lot about language. I just heard a strange expression, “As dumb as an Italian hunter.” What does that even mean?

Good to the last droppings?

August 28, 2010

Okay gang, we’ve gotta find a way to distinguish our brand of coffee from all the others. You know, like it’s grown on misty Blue Mountain, or in the intoxicating sea breezes of Hawaii, or some poetry like that.

It’s for folks who like owls, Mr. President

August 19, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m very, very confused.

That’s nothing to be ashamed of in this blog, sir. What seems to be the problem?

Wolfing down those free samples?

August 18, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m going out to lunch. Wanna come along?

Thanks, I ate already. Spicy Peanut Chicken Kebabs with Satay Sauce, and Blue Cheese with Roasted Pecan Dip, over at Trader Joe’s.

I don’t want what he had…

August 13, 2010


“Lamar, aren’t you gonna finish your fish taco? Then whose is it? Ah, that dead guy’s?

And the next Angelina Jolie is…

August 11, 2010


Blog Guy, I read your item on Angelina Jolie this week, and it made me wonder who the next “perfect” woman will be.

A different sort of water pick?

August 9, 2010


Blog Guy, I know you are an expert on other cultures. A couple from India has moved in next door to us, and I’d like to invite them over for a drink. Any tips for me?

Iguana bring along my friend, okay?

August 3, 2010

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I’m sorry, but apparently it’s time for an etiquette lesson.

The caption on these photos tells us this guy is taking his Giant Mexican Iguana with him for a walk while “meeting a friend for lunch.”

Check the neck, I don’t eat meat…

July 27, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know you love animals.

I’m thinking of becoming vegan. I’ve read that Ellen Degeneres and her spouse Portia de Rossi are both vegans. Is that right?