Oddly Enough Blog

Our secret ingredient is EVIL…

July 26, 2010

COMICCON/TRON

Blog Guy, I read a couple of days ago some guy dressed as Darth Vader held up a bank. That made me realize, I’ve lost track of the career of the real Vader fellow, the one who was in those George Lucas movies.

Is this smile as lame as it feels?

July 22, 2010

FINLAND

“Madam Prime Minister, I’d like to toast your people with a big glass of this, uh, pinot noir? Merlot?

You here for business or pleasure, Mr. Stinky?

July 8, 2010

CHINA/

Man, the actual news is so goofy this week, I don’t even have to invent my own.

Going beyond routine poutine cuisine

June 30, 2010

poutine champ 490

Blog Guy, since Canada just hosted the world leaders and spent a fortune to present a good face to the world, I was wondering if they used the opportunity to promote that popular Canadian dish you’ve written about?

…so help me God. Hey, where are my cookies?

June 21, 2010

USA-AFGHANISTAN/

Why are you looking so happy today, Blog Guy?

USA-AFGHANISTAN/Thanks for asking. Because I’m going to testify before the U.S. Senate. I volunteered when I saw that they gave chocolate chip cookies to General Petraeus when he testified.

Is this even real money?

June 9, 2010

two dollar bill 490

I’ve mentioned here before that the problem with doing a humor blog for a news organization is that people often try to send me news.

Bring me that one, the SAUCY wench!

June 3, 2010

JAPAN/

Blog Guy, I have a problem. I love giving dinner parties, but I don’t have enough storage space in my kitchen for all of my pots and pans and cooking utensils. What should I do?

Best of May: stormy weather and bygone romance

May 30, 2010

It’s time for the official statistics revealing this blog’s most popular items for May, and I’m proud to note that readers didn’t just go for cheap yuks, they went for the high-class stuff, too.

The case of the missing roller skater…

May 28, 2010

roller skater 490

Blog Guy, do you handle missing persons cases?

I’ve never done one before, but how hard could it be? Who’s missing?

Children, meet Sarge and his pet snake!

May 27, 2010

Let me say right here, seeing this soldier eat a snake while blood spurts all over his face is not what I find bizarre about this photo.