Oddly Enough Blog

Look Bob, it’s Cheesy Nacho Night!

May 27, 2010

Okay, I’m finished. I used to love going out to nice restaurants with Queen Elizabeth., but I’m afraid I just don’t have the patience anymore.

I have to put that in my MOUTH?

May 24, 2010
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Blog Guy, I follow the exciting world of competitive eating – you know, like that Wing Bowl and stuff like that.¬†But I was baffled to see a reference to the “World Poutine Eating Championship.” What on earth is Poutine?

Dining with the boss, 101

May 18, 2010

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Okay, we have this etiquette story that purports to offer tips on how to eat properly “if you are seeking to impress the boss or potential client.”

New rice bra, more grains than brains?

May 12, 2010

JAPANBlog Guy, I know you have a background in agriculture. I’ve read that nations are running out of room to grow vital crops to feed their people. What is being done about this?

Honeydew you have any melon news?

May 10, 2010

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Blog Guy, I hate to complain, but you used to do a better job of covering melons. The main reason I come here is to get my melon news.

Oh please, we’re all thinking the same thing!

April 26, 2010

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Quick quiz: This photograph shows…

cucumber crop 280a) A family enjoying dinner out at Ye Olde Benihana of Camelot.

b) A scene from an upcoming episode of The Tudors, when that sniveling Culpepper gets what’s coming to him.

Hey, we’re out of paper towels!

April 25, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see that President and Mrs. Obama had a little getaway this weekend. That’s nice, especially after those worrisome signs of stress you wrote about recently. So what did they do?

Butterflies in your stomach?

April 20, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’re pretty good about updating us on trendy new foods, so we don’t waste our time on Tex-Mex and other stuff that’s no longer in style. So what’s the latest?

Luncheon is served in the taffy-teria…

March 31, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see the foreign ministers from the G8 nations just met up in Canada. I guess with the world situation, they had lots to talk about, right?

Can’t walk on the catwalk?

March 29, 2010

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Boss, the models are complaining about their food again.

Lonnie, I get so tired of this! What do they expect, real meat?

fashion fall crop 220Well Boss, some of them say they’re not even getting enough nutrition to make it to the end of the runway and back without stopping for a rest.