Oddly Enough Blog

Get whiter teeth, with twice the pain

November 19, 2011

Blog Guy, I read about a place in France that has made great strides in whitening teeth. Can you tell me more?

What’s this-here doohickey for?

October 27, 2011

Blog Guy, I could use some of your famous career advice.

My mom gave me a glossy brochure entitled, “The Glamorous Field of Dismantling Old Nuclear Bombs,” and I signed up for their training course.

Taking Siri out for a spin?

October 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I gather from your recent posts that you’re a big fan of Siri, the personal assistant on the new iPhone 4S who carries on conversations with users?

To goofinity, and beyond!

October 24, 2011

I try very hard to invent high-quality fantasy stuff for my blog, but sometimes I just can’t compete with reality. For instance, I could never make up anything like this actual science story:

I’ve ALWAYS wanted whatever this is!

October 20, 2011

Blog Guy, anything new for us from Williams-Sonoma? I’m starting my Christmas shopping early this year.

New iPhone? No Siri, Bob!

October 17, 2011

Blog Guy, I read your review of the new iPhone 4S the day it was released, and found it ridiculous. You bill yourself as one of the top technology bloggers in your zip code, and yet you didn’t even mention Siri, the phone’s incredible voice recognition feature, which answers questions and obeys commands.

Where’s the stylus for my new iPhone?

October 14, 2011

So, Blog Guy! I guess for top gadget writers like yourself, this is a HUGE day!

Of course. Give me a hint. The new Williams-Sonoma catalog?

No! The new Apple iPhone 4S. Surely you have one and you’ve already played with it?

Lemme just hack away at this gizmo…

October 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m looking for a new career and I know your advice is the best. I picked up a colorful brochure called, “The Exciting World of Battlefield Rocket Repair,” and I was wondering if you think that’s a good way to go?

The food is greasy, but your hair is great!

October 6, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some advice on home entertaining, and I know you’re an expert. Can you help me with some nagging problems?

Creepy gets a whole lot creepier

October 3, 2011

Okay, this story is so¬†disturbing I’m not sure where to begin.

A city in Turkey has equipped the local morgue with the latest gadgetry in case any of the bodies stored there have been declared dead by mistake.