Oddly Enough Blog

I’ll be back…with a nice merlot!

March 3, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, I know you have a background in philosophy, and I’m struggling with my mid-term. I can’t get my mind around the concept of surrealism.

Hey kid, welcome to Stupidville!

February 25, 2009

I know a lot of you young readers come here for tips on jobs, and I have just become aware of a new career path which I simply cannot recommend.

It smells like the sub is coming!

February 23, 2009

I’ve blogged in the past about the exciting opportunities to be found in the elite HSF (Homemade Submarine Fleet), aboard cheesy subs that carry tons of cocaine all the way from Colombia to the ultimate selling point, which I think is about two blocks from my house.

You left the Football in the restaurant, Michelle?

February 16, 2009

Blog Guy, I saw a picture of the President and Michelle Obama out on the town on Valentine’s Day, and she was carrying a brown paper bag. What would the first lady be doing with a bag?

I have you in my sights, wabbit!

February 13, 2009

Sometimes it seems to take real people way too long to catch up with Looney Tunes.

Polly want a crapper?

January 28, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, I love your blog, but I’ve often wondered something.

Thanks. What do you wonder?

Why don’t you have more pictures of birds going to the bathroom?

Your question is interesting, and it illustrates why my home address doesn’t appear on my blog.

From hightops to flipflops in seconds!

January 23, 2009

Has this ever happened to you?

You’re walking along in your high-top running shoes heading for the basketball court, when suddenly there’s a BEACH!

Where’s Obama’s Obama outfit?

January 12, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m very worried about security for Inauguration Day. With those huge crowds, how will they keep track of the Obamas?

Bartender, make me a Flaming Headlight!

December 25, 2008

Sometimes I feel an obligation to debunk new products as a service to my readers. The latest is the Headlight, a hat that actually contains an open flame.

Look, Precious! A special on string!

December 11, 2008

Blog Guy, you wrote recently that they’re starting to use cats for security jobs. Are other new uses being found for cats?