“This is General Johnson, come in Alpha Dog. Are the assault vessels in place? Roger that…
Blog Guy, my doctor says I have to get a colonoscopy. I understand it’s a really awful ordeal what with having to, you know, totally clean yourself out, and then go into the clinic and have an anesthetic and then they jam that thing you-know-where.
Quick quiz: The guy in this picture is making…
a) a helicopter-shaped ice sculpture
b) a helicopter-shaped lamp for his living room
c) a helicopter-shaped playhouse for his children
d) a homemade helicopter
As bizarre as it may sound, d) is the answer.
I blame myself. I’ve spent so much time in this blog warning about homemade submarines that I haven’t actually mentioned, if you’re going to go straight up in the sky in a vehicle, it should not be put together from crap in your back yard.
Okay, this has got to be the most thankless job of the entire decade. These six astronaut guys are going to spend 520 days going to Mars and back.