Oddly Enough Blog

Tanks for nothing…

August 11, 2010


“This is General Johnson, come in Alpha Dog. Are the assault vessels in place? Roger that…

Sexy new car for the well-heeled?

August 6, 2010


Blog Guy, I drive to my office, but I can never find a parking space. I know you’ve blogged in the past about innovations in urban parking, but I wonder if there have been any more advancements I can look forward to.

Top 10 stupid blog posts for July

August 1, 2010

I just couldn’t be more proud.

VIETNAMFor July, readers of my blog continued to reveal their well-rounded, eclectic and sophisticated tastes by clicking in large numbers on a wide variety of useful topics.

With trends like that, who needs enemas?

July 21, 2010


Blog Guy, my doctor says I have to get a colonoscopy. I understand it’s a really awful ordeal what with having to, you know, totally clean yourself out, and then go into the clinic and have an anesthetic and then they jam that thing you-know-where.

Do WHAT to make my iPhone work?

July 16, 2010

iphone bench 490

Blog Guy, I come to you for all of my gadget advice. I guess you know about the problems with the iPhone 4, what with that external antenna and everything.

Inmate Hamster, welcome to The Rock!

July 9, 2010


Okay men, I have some good news and bad news for you from Warden Johnson, so listen up!

Lady, your chest is ringing…

June 26, 2010

Blog Guy, I know you don’t care much about the World Cup, but I would sure like to go.

I’m going to my Rotary Club, dear….

June 19, 2010


Quick quiz: The guy in this picture is making…

CHINA/a) a helicopter-shaped ice sculpture

b) a helicopter-shaped lamp for his living room

c) a helicopter-shaped playhouse for his children

d) a homemade helicopter

As bizarre as it may sound, d) is the answer.

I blame myself. I’ve spent so much time in this blog warning about homemade submarines that I haven’t actually mentioned, if you’re going to go straight up in the sky in a vehicle, it should not be put together from crap in your back yard.

Bring me that one, the SAUCY wench!

June 3, 2010


Blog Guy, I have a problem. I love giving dinner parties, but I don’t have enough storage space in my kitchen for all of my pots and pans and cooking utensils. What should I do?

Going to Mars: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

May 19, 2010


Okay, this has got to be the most thankless job of the entire decade. These six astronaut guys are going to spend 520 days going to Mars and back.