Oddly Enough Blog

Tanks for nothing…

August 11, 2010

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“This is General Johnson, come in Alpha Dog. Are the assault vessels in place? Roger that…

Sexy new car for the well-heeled?

August 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, I drive to my office, but I can never find a parking space. I know you’ve blogged in the past about innovations in urban parking, but I wonder if there have been any more advancements I can look forward to.

Top 10 stupid blog posts for July

August 1, 2010

I just couldn’t be more proud.

VIETNAMFor July, readers of my blog continued to reveal their well-rounded, eclectic and sophisticated tastes by clicking in large numbers on a wide variety of useful topics.

With trends like that, who needs enemas?

July 21, 2010

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Blog Guy, my doctor says I have to get a colonoscopy. I understand it’s a really awful ordeal what with having to, you know, totally clean yourself out, and then go into the clinic and have an anesthetic and then they jam that thing you-know-where.

Do WHAT to make my iPhone work?

July 16, 2010

iphone bench 490

Blog Guy, I come to you for all of my gadget advice. I guess you know about the problems with the iPhone 4, what with that external antenna and everything.

Inmate Hamster, welcome to The Rock!

July 9, 2010

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Okay men, I have some good news and bad news for you from Warden Johnson, so listen up!

Lady, your chest is ringing…

June 26, 2010

Blog Guy, I know you don’t care much about the World Cup, but I would sure like to go.

I’m going to my Rotary Club, dear….

June 19, 2010

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Quick quiz: The guy in this picture is making…

CHINA/a) a helicopter-shaped ice sculpture

b) a helicopter-shaped lamp for his living room

c) a helicopter-shaped playhouse for his children

d) a homemade helicopter

As bizarre as it may sound, d) is the answer.

I blame myself. I’ve spent so much time in this blog warning about homemade submarines that I haven’t actually mentioned, if you’re going to go straight up in the sky in a vehicle, it should not be put together from crap in your back yard.

Bring me that one, the SAUCY wench!

June 3, 2010

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Blog Guy, I have a problem. I love giving dinner parties, but I don’t have enough storage space in my kitchen for all of my pots and pans and cooking utensils. What should I do?

Going to Mars: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

May 19, 2010

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Okay, this has got to be the most thankless job of the entire decade. These six astronaut guys are going to spend 520 days going to Mars and back.