Oddly Enough Blog

Well, there’s your problem right there, Mister!

February 18, 2010

We have a video report about the Thai government deciding not to buy any more of these expensive bomb detectors because they say the the things only work 20 per cent of the time.

Hey, you’re getting your prince all over my binoculars!

February 13, 2010

BRITAIN/

Blog Guy, I keep hearing that Prince Charles has failing eyesight. That’s sad. Is this true?

I used to be a burglar, but I got laid off….

February 10, 2010

It’s a very sad day for crime. It turns out an influx of cheap electronic goods from Asia has prompted burglars to turn to other crimes such as robberies and muggings, since their once honorable profession doesn’t pay anymore.

Oh, the humanity!

February 3, 2010

Lonnie, we’ve been very happy with your progress here at the toy company, but we’d like you to go that extra mile for us, to show you’re a team player…

Once upon a time, in a blog like this…

January 28, 2010

Blog Guy, it’s me. Goldilocks. All grown up. Out here on the slag pile where fairytale characters go when they’ve outlived their usefulness. Wrung out, discarded like old porridge…

Mabel, Mabel, strong and able, your new skirt’s a coffee table!

January 22, 2010

Blog Guy, I  need some advice on personal finances.

Like many people these days, money is tight.

BRAZIL-FASHION/I need new furniture for my apartment, but being a young single chick, I also like to dress well and keep up with the latest fashions. I can’t have both, so which way should I go?

The crying game?

January 14, 2010

Blog Guy, recently you wrote about teargas tennis. I believe you said that was the most popular of all of the so-called Stupid Teargas Sports. Is that still the case?

Crazed grocery robot in lima bean bloodbath!

January 6, 2010

Hello Blog Guy, I am Susie, your personal robot. I will be assisting you in your grocery shopping today. What can I fetch for you?

Honey, your torch is out on the porch!

December 14, 2009

Blog Guy, a lot of times I hear politicians talk about the “torch-bearing peasants” to describe the mob mentality. They don’t really have those any more, do they?

Wine angels: wenches on winches?

December 1, 2009

Blog Guy, many college seniors depend on you for career advice. Are there any new opportunities out there? I am a woman with a creative writing major. I enjoy swinging from ropes and being around alcoholic beverages. Any advice?