Oddly Enough Blog

Hottest new gift gadget for guys this season…

November 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I need Christmas gift shopping advice for my boyfriend. I want something really special. Help!

Honey, will you marry me?

November 13, 2009

Okay fashion staff, welcome to the future. This is our first test of a bold and radical new process for designing women’s clothing.

Brand recognition to die for…

November 12, 2009

Welcome to the story that cannot be satirized. It’s already THAT good.

It seems the designer of the Kalashnikov rifle was just named a “Hero of Russia” by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, who lauded him for creating “the brand every Russian is proud of.”

Getting away from the rat race?

November 11, 2009

Blog Guy, I see you’re Mister Travel Blogger these days. What’s the hot new trend in leisure travel?

Gals, time to get your nails done!

September 23, 2009

Okay fashion show staff, you’re all aware of our problem.

Our designer shoes are so uncomfortable, our models won’t wear them. As you can see here, they just take them off in the middle of the runway!

Yes, you did get me at a bad time!

September 18, 2009

“Hello? What? Yes, this is Mr. Obama speaking.

“No, it’s not pronounced like the bama in Alabama, it sounds like… I’m kinda busy, what’s this about?

Models, we’re havin’ a Wingding!

September 16, 2009

Okay, fashion show staff, I wanna know who played this little joke, and I wanna know now!

Presenting the Quickini!

August 27, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m hoping you can help me out with a fashion dilemma.

I’m a gal who likes wearing a comfy bikini on a sun-drenched beach vacation. But if there’s a really hunky guy there, I want to look my natural best, which includes enhancing my swimsuit with padding to make my you-know-whats look big.

Just get a frickin’ pencil, Debbie!

August 26, 2009

If you’re like me – and I’m sorry if that’s the case – then you get frequent queries like this one via Facebook. It seems that Debbie Somebody wants to put my birthday on her calendar. Is that okay with me, it asks?

Floyd, my olive floated out of reach!

August 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a question about the space program. How do those astronauts unwind after a tough day of space walking and stuff?