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When the chips are down, in Wackytown
Say, Blog Guy, I keep reading about those group tours you organize to that place you call Wackytown, the goofiest place on earth.
Right, that’s Krasnoyarsk, in Siberia. Think you’d like to join us on a trip? We’ve got a gambling junket coming up. Why waste your time in Las Vegas when you can go to a Wackytown casino?
Gambling, huh? That sounds like fun, but I also like to keep fit when I’m on vacation.
Then this is the place for you! You can go right from the slopes to the casino without even taking off your ski mask, as you can see here!
Plus, they encourage patrons to take breaks for calisthenics, under the close supervision of personal trainers. Look at these folks doing crunches and sit-ups.
Wait just a bleeping minute. Are you INSANE, Blog Guy? Those are cops arresting gamblers in those pictures. That’s a fricking police RAID!
It’s not even like gambling at all…
Blog Guy, I have some extra money this month and I was thinking of trying that online gambling thing. Do you know how it works?
Why sure, you came to the right place. Let’s start with online poker.
Okie-dokie.
I’m dealing each of us a hand right now. Let’s see. You got a pair of queens.
Yay! I’ll bet $200 and I’m calling you. What do you have?
A pair of aces. I win.
I got my shot glass roulette re-engineered this week, and it now spins for a sensible length of time. Yay for stray engineers doing voluntary work for whom I’m cooking, and owe me a favour. 
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