Oddly Enough Blog

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May 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, we’re all aware that there is tough competition among contenders for the summer exhibition at your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop there in Washington. A few days ago you published the all-time goofiest Michelle Obama photo, which seems impossible to beat. Has Hillary Clinton just given up on winning the contest?

Hey, we’re out of paper towels!

April 25, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see that President and Mrs. Obama had a little getaway this weekend. That’s nice, especially after those worrisome signs of stress you wrote about recently. So what did they do?

I didn’t know they required a tie…

October 9, 2009

Blog Guy, it’s well known that you’re a real romantic, whose sophisticated dating advice is followed by many. Here is a couple on a date in Washington, DC. They are leaving a restaurant after a leisurely dinner. I’d like your thoughts.

Gag down some more pea soup, we won!

October 31, 2007

exorcist-300.jpgOkay, you may have read that “The Exorcist” has been voted the scariest movie of all time in a Halloween poll published today.

Candy, in loo of flowers…

September 27, 2007

Quick quiz: these yummy chocolates are being served at…

a) a VIP party at the Savoy Hotel
b) a new, high-end Belgian chocolate shop on Fifth Avenue
c) a Victorian row house in posh Georgetown
d) a public toilet in Hong Kong