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News, but not the serious kind

Michelle, it’s time for a royal goof-o-rama!

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“So here we are, sweetie, we’re about to meet the Queen of England.”

“Pretty cool, Barack. I’ll bet you fifty bucks you don’t have the guts to make a goofy face at her.”

You’re on! Here I go. I¬†know YOU wouldn’t do anything like that!”

“I so TOTALLY would too, Mister Big-Shot. Look at me! Booyah!”

“Oh yeah? Well, would you give her a Beverly Hillbillies Howdy-Do wave?”

How did you find our little museum?

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Blog Guy, you look exhausted! What’s wrong?

This happens every year. As we gear up for the summer season at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, folks come out of the woodwork to audition, desperately trying to be part of the new show.

Wow. Where do all these goofy people come from?

I just told you, they come out of the woodwork. Please try to pay attention.

Ah, right. But can’t Lamar give you a hand in going through the audition photos?

Then the queen says to this fishmonger…

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I say, my good man, are you the local fishmonger?

You’ve come to the right plaice, your majesty. I’m the o-fish-al monger!

Well, I must say, there is a vile odor here!

You smelt something bad? Say, did you come to carp, or are you here just for the halibut? Get it? Halibut? I got a million of ‘em!

It’s not tricky, tiki isn’t tacky…

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TARTAN WEEK

Blog Guy, now that Donald Trump may run for president, what are you going to do? Will you be caught up short at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, what with the scarcity of funny photos of Trump?

goofy trump combo 340Are you kidding me? Our only problem will be whether to build a new wing or just a huge annex to display our Trump collection.

Museum gets a goofy facelift?

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Blog Guy, you haven’t told us anything about seasonal plans for your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Are you gearing up for something huge?

goofy new combo 340We are indeed, but right now, Washington, DC is overflowing with tourists here for that Cherry Blossom Festival.

You could almost pass for Prince Charles!

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Ma, you wanted to see me?

Did you say MA? That is how you refer to the Queen of England now?

Sorry Ma, I meant Your Royal Highness, you wanted to see me?

Yes. We are very displeased! We have seen a popular blog using photos of you looking, how shall one describe it, GOOFY!

frame charles 340Yeah, Your Royal Highness, whenever I make a goofy face, they put me in that blog. I don’t even have to pay for it!

The very worst Palin photo ever?

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Blog Guy, I notice you keep using the same goofy photo of Sarah Palin, that one from the Belmont last year. Is that the only funny shot you have of her?

No, I just got a new one, and as you can see here, it’s even better.

palin 340OMG! She must be a very good sport! Gorgeous women usually aren’t willing to have their picture taken looking so grotesque. Some of them would hold a grudge and come after you.

That’s like a quarter of a million, isn’t it?

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Blog Guy, you’re looking positively jubilant today. Why are you rejoicing?

I’ve made the big time. My blog’s Facebook Network hit 25,000 members yesterday.

Climb faster! We got a plane to board!

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Blog Guy, I can’t remember the name of it, but you blogged about some city you called the “goofiest spot on earth.”

You mean Wackytown? That’s Krasnoyarsk, in Siberia. I put together tours there as part of my blog’s Goofy Travel series. Are you interested?

The creepiest photo of all time?

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What’s the matter, Blog Guy? You look very upset.

It’s my eyes. I saw something I shouldn’t have. Probably the creepiest photo I’ve ever seen in my whole life. The pain won’t go away.

superbowl crop 260Wow! Do tell.

The best way I can describe it is, say I sat for hours and made a list of all the things that I think make this a wonderful country, right?