It’s time once again for Things Maybe We Should Have Explained in a Caption, but Didn’t.
Remember me, Blog Guy? My photo collection of the rich and powerful eating ice cream is really taking off, thanks to your help! You mentioned you were trying for a shot of Queen Elizabeth. Any luck yet?
Blog Guy, I’m so bummed about the new Indiana Jones movie! My girlfriend loves Harrison Ford, and now of course he’ll be everywhere. Could you help me by getting a real bad picture of him?
Here is an uplifting, inspirational story. When children make grotesque faces, all parents say: “Your face could freeze like that. It happened to a girl I read about today in the paper.”
Okay, this presidential race is getting ridiculous. I mean, yesterday they held the first Democratic candidates’ “Goofy Face-Making Contest” in New Hampshire, and it was just plain scary.