Oddly Enough Blog

It’s your turn to go “quack-quack,” Jim

November 10, 2011

Blog Guy, you don’t seem to be too fond of hunting. I guess that’s just because you love animals?

Today’s reading is from Shooteronomy

November 4, 2011

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve written about any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse, so I foolishly thought things might be getting better.

Catching bayonets, what could go wrong?

October 23, 2011

It’s not that I don’t think you know what you’re doing, but we hired you to spiff up our military honor guard with some great new moves, and I’m just not sure about your plan.

Playing Pachelbel’s Cannon at my funeral?

October 17, 2011

Blog Guy, not to bring up a depressing topic, but have you made plans for what will be done with your body when you die?

Oh, so this is a SERIOUS bike lane!

October 16, 2011

Okay, listen up, troops! I’ve got your duty assignments for the anti-Gaddafi army!

Have another round? No, I mean drinks!

October 13, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your great advice on home entertaining.

Is it something that can be solved by a fancy Williams-Sonoma gadget?

Not this time. I’ve invited some of those anti-Gaddafi soldiers over for a home- cooked dinner, and I’m wondering if there’s anything special I should know. We’ll start with pre-dinner drinks in the living room.

What’s wrong with this picture?

October 12, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve been seeing photos of well-armed rebels in Yemen in recent days, and I notice a lot of swollen cheeks. Are those plucky lads in need of major dental care?

Looks like that one passed the test!

September 21, 2011

Sarge, look sharp. I’ve got a job for you.

Sure thing, Captain, Sir!

We’ve captured all these big weapons from the Gaddafi loyalists, and we need to test ‘em.

Welcome to the Barney Fife Pistol Range

September 8, 2011

Blog Guy, I hope you can help me. My chiropractor’s beekeeper just gave me a 9 mm pistol for Labor Day, and I’m wondering…

And the Sportsman of the Century was…

July 27, 2011

It’s a vintage Rolls Royce convertible, bristling with firepower. A mounted machine gun, a Lantaka swivel cannon, a double-barrel high-caliber Howdah pistol. And it used to belong to James Bond, right?