Oddly Enough Blog

How the masses found Manassas…

July 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I am really pumped about the Civil War 150th anniversary stuff coming up. Aren’t you?

Why is there garlic on our ceiling, Honey?

June 21, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, I know you love to cook and sometimes share culinary secrets.

Do you have a good recipe for homemade pesto? It’s the BEST sauce with fresh linguine!

Meet the worst police decoy ever?

May 23, 2011

Blog Guy, you’ve written a lot about police decoys in the past. I guess they have to be highly skilled to do that job, right?

This gunman goes into a bar, see…

May 18, 2011

I’m not sure when our state lawmakers ┬ábegan competing to pass the most wacky weapons laws, ┬ábut it’s getting pretty hard to keep up with them.

Are they high-caliber lawmakers, or what?

April 21, 2011

CANADA

Those signs of the onrushing Apocalypse that I like to chronicle here are coming so fast I can barely keep track of them these days.

Just pay no attention to that guy…

April 16, 2011

LIBYA/

Okay sir, we hired your consulting firm, flew you over here from the U.S. in first class, and bought you a big steak dinner.

You said my butt looks WHAT?

April 15, 2011

fashion gun 490

Lonnie, what were we thinking? I KNEW we shouldn’t have booked a fashion show in Mexico, what with the drug wars, the gang hits, the brazen shootouts all over the place!

Stilettos making a comeback?

April 8, 2011

I just can’t make up stuff like this. I sure wish I could, but I can’t.

Hang on, we’re goin’ over a bump!

March 29, 2011

LIBYA/

Blog Guy, you’ve written a lot about those Government Death Panels. I was wondering, do they have special vehicles I should watch for in case they stop at my house?

Okay, who’s got my pajama top?

March 19, 2011

male models combo 490

Lamar, get your butt into my office! Is there some kind of labor unrest out there? I don’t like that.