Oddly Enough Blog

Too many Singapore Slings, I guess…

May 20, 2010


Quick quiz: a REALLY stupid place to pass out drunk is…

jury drunk vertical 240a) at your wedding, just before your turn to say “I do”

b) in a third-grade classroom, even if it’s the second time you’ve done that grade

They’re like Charlie’s Angels, only nastier!

April 26, 2010


Okay sales staff, the big civil defense and security equipment exhibition is coming up, and we need to push our merchandise. Let’s brainstorm!

If only we had a Second Amendment, Honey!

April 22, 2010


Quick quiz: The people in this photo are…

CHINA/a) Trying some of that new Extreme Couples Counseling

b) Preparing for their first day on one of those government Death Panels

c) Wondering why it’s mandatory to own a gun just because they ride a Harley

d) Filming a low-budget Chinese remake of the classic movie “Bonnie and Clyde”

High-caliber artistes needed…

April 6, 2010

Blog Guy, I need some career advice, and you’re the expert.  I’m artistic, and people say I have a good eye for design. I would enjoy working in developing countries.

Stuff we don’t need to experience in 3-D

March 19, 2010

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Following the runaway success of “Avatar,” 3-D technology is taking over the world.

And the coveted Irony Award goes to…

March 7, 2010

Well, it’s time again for the big prize.

hong kong gun crop 240Regular readers know that every year on the day of the Oscars I take advantage of the frothing public interest in awards by presenting my own Irony Award.

Ten jobs you’ll avoid if you’re smart

March 3, 2010

A reader writes, “Bob, I’m looking for a career, but I get bored reading all the fine print in online job postings. Are there any shortcuts?”

Tanks for the memories?

March 2, 2010

A Reuters story from Moscow says about 100 modern Russian tanks have been discovered abandoned on the side of a road in the Ural mountains. There are video clips showing the tanks parked in long rows.

Jeez officer, just THROW your gun at the target!

February 5, 2010

Welcome back to another installment of our regular feature, “Stuff Maybe we Should have Explained in the Caption, but Didn’t.” We are told these officers are holding targets during a demonstration to demand “more resources to combat violence…”

I guess he’s seen a dart gun before, Earl!

February 4, 2010


I’ll tell you what, Earl, this ain’t good. When a tiger escapes from a zoo, somebody notices something like that!