Blog Guy? I read about Oktoberfest in your blog and went to the bar you suggested, and now I wanna die!
Blog Guy, I’m tired of dating smart chicks. Where can I find some stupid ones?
Welcome back to a feature called What Year is this Again? where we offer items that lack humor, but do make us wonder if we have somehow gone back in time…
Blog Guy, what’s the humane situation in Britain? They really love their animals, right? But so like what if you’re a Brit person and you really have this urge to be cruel to animals? Is that a problem?
General, I’m proud to give you the first look at our new battlefield attack cycle! It carries five soldiers – three with assault weapons, a lookout on top, and a driver.
Blog Guy, I just lost a bunch of money to a guy flipping coins, and I can’t figure out how he did it. He beat me every time!
Blog Guy, I just saw that Johnny Depp movie “Public Enemies.” Somebody told me they were auctioning off one of John Dillinger’s real guns.
Blog Guy, I heard there has been a huge recall of military weapons because of a safety defect. What can you tell us about this?
Dear Mom and Dad,
Well, I finally made it to Bali, my dream vacation, and it’s everything I ever hoped for!
Blog Guy, I see footage of the Secret Service guarding President Obama. It looks like a HUGE task. Has any country found a better way to protect its leaders?