Oddly Enough Blog

I didn’t prepare ya for Bavaria?

October 6, 2009

Blog Guy? I read about Oktoberfest in your blog and went to the bar you suggested, and now I wanna die!

Baby, you’re the stupidest!

October 5, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m tired of dating smart chicks. Where can I find some stupid ones?

I can’t help you. The ones I know, especially those who read my blog, are very smart.

How I spent my summer vacation

September 8, 2009

Welcome back to a feature called What Year is this Again? where we offer items that lack humor, but do make us wonder if we have somehow gone back in time…

I hope there are some bulls on his “death panel”

September 1, 2009

Blog Guy, what’s the humane situation in Britain? They really love their animals, right? But so like what if you’re a Brit person and you really have this urge to be cruel to animals? Is that a problem?

Presenting our new crack unit!

August 20, 2009

General, I’m proud to give you the first look at our new battlefield attack cycle! It carries five soldiers – three with assault weapons, a lookout on top, and a driver.

Heads I win, tails you lose…

July 29, 2009

Blog Guy, I just lost a bunch of money to a guy flipping coins, and I can’t figure out how he did it. He beat me every time!

Derringer a harbinger? Don’t shoot the messenger!

July 27, 2009

Blog Guy, I just saw that Johnny Depp movie “Public Enemies.” Somebody told me they were auctioning off one of John Dillinger’s real guns.

Doc, it hurts when I do this!

July 27, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard there has been a huge recall of military weapons because of a safety defect. What can you tell us about this?

It ain’t exactly Baywatch…

July 21, 2009

Dear Mom and Dad,

Well, I finally made it to Bali, my dream vacation, and it’s everything I ever hoped for!

My fellow citizens… Blammo! Kapow!

July 17, 2009

Blog Guy, I see footage of the Secret Service guarding President Obama. It looks like a HUGE task. Has any country found a better way to protect its leaders?