Oddly Enough Blog

Fire, ready, aim!

May 21, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you study military preparedness around the world. How do U.S. troops compare in areas like marksmanship?

Is that Officer Roy firing at us?

May 20, 2009

For those of you still placing bets on the arrival of the Apocalypse, hurry up. It’s almost here.

I hope you shoot better than you dress!

May 7, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m amazed by the Secret Service agents who protect our president. You never see a firearm, yet you know they’re ready for action. Is it like that all over?

Reboot! I said, reboot now!

May 6, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m CEO of a struggling U.S. company. I need to reduce my Information Technology costs. My employees act like computers grow on trees, abusing equipment and stuff. Our geeky tech staff is too timid to crack the whip. Help!

Stop the limo, I want to limbo!

April 24, 2009

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick, Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock, Hey, let’s dance just like Barack!

Call me the Mocketeer! The Mocket Man!

April 3, 2009

Here we have this rich guy in Japan who spent $350,000 on mock missiles to act as a “deterrent” against a possible rocket incursion from North Korea.

Be as classy as a drug lord!

March 13, 2009

Quick quiz: Business is good, you have a lot of extra cash, so you use it to…

a) make a major donation to Doctors Without Borders

b) build a new homeless kitchen in your city

c) establish a scholarship fund for Katrina victims

d) cover your gun, your cellphone, your patio furniture and your grandma in gold and diamonds.

I have you in my sights, wabbit!

February 13, 2009

Sometimes it seems to take real people way too long to catch up with Looney Tunes.

Draw your weapons!

February 2, 2009

Blog Guy, the police in England didn’t used to carry guns, but someone told me it’s different now.