Oddly Enough Blog

Ballad of the bun-flinger gunslinger

January 26, 2009

Blog Guy, I need to know where I can find designer clothes appropriate for my profession.

Could you BE more of a target, Lonnie?

January 11, 2009

I notice an increasing number of news photos showing demonstrators in the Middle East brandishing realistic-looking mock rockets and mock explosives.

In a one-horse open slay…

January 6, 2009

Blog Guy, you used to do a better job of covering bizarre sports. I haven’t seen anything here lately.

Gimme another swab, Bob!

January 4, 2009

Blog Guy, you give great career advice. Can you suggest one for me?

I’ll try. What do you like to do?

I really enjoy cleaning my ears with cotton swabs. It gives me hours of enjoyment.

Another blitz, Blitzen!

December 30, 2008

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,
When all of a sudden I said, “What the hell?”
At the sound of a landing artillery shell!

Don’t make me take this tape off, punk!

December 30, 2008

Blog Guy, I know we equip our police with the best weapons over here, but there must be other places where police have to make do with inferior arms?

Sales in the toilet? Here’s why!

December 4, 2008

We’re told in this caption that luxury goods on display at this Lux Only exhibition just aren’t selling very well. Why would that be?

Honey! No! Don’t fluff that pillow!

November 26, 2008

“Mr. Johnson, do you want a holster or a box for your new pistol?”
“I’ll sleep on it…”

Ma, where’s that mortar ya made?

November 24, 2008

Quick quiz: which of these are really great homemade?

a) tart, tangy double-crust apple crisp
b) flaky buttermilk biscuits with honey
c) a steaming pot of spicy chili
d) mortars

Sir, your glasses will be ready in 1162

November 3, 2008

Blog Guy, I saw some Reuters photos from a Japanese battle reenactment, with Yabusame archers and stuff. What made those guys so awesome?