Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Lamar, get in my office!
What’s up, Boss?
Look, you’ve had enough time! I told you if you want to make it in journalism, you need to hack into some voice messages, and I want to see what you’ve got. We’re on deadline!
I think you’ll be pretty happy, Boss. Look at this one. “It’s me. Pick up tuna fish and vodka on the way home.”
That’s not very much to go with, Lamar.
Oh, I’ve got more, Boss. “This is Mom, why don’t you ever call?”
I guess that’s a little better. What else?
“I know you’re there, I just saw your schnauzer take a dump in my driveway!”