Oddly Enough Blog

Was Dr. Seuss in Belarus?

October 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m a young woman in my first year of college. I should be pulling all-nighters to study for my mid-terms, but I keep falling asleep.

Chicks taking their coiffe medicine?

April 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, I have a problem. I’m a very attractive woman and people tell me my hair is one of my best features.

A reader needs my help…

April 15, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m a regular reader of your blog, and I need a personal favor.

Sorry, I can’t really get involved with helping people, I’ve got a lot of readers.

What are you chicks waiting for again?

March 6, 2010

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“Maggie, what the hell is going on? The fashion show has started, and those three models over there don’t even have their make-up! Let’s get going!”

I love what you’ve done to your hair

January 18, 2010

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Okay fashion show staff, we’re still looking for ways to save money on these shows, and we think we’ve found a good way to curb the soaring cost of hair stylists.

Hey kid, where can I get a haircut like that?

November 6, 2009

We have some photos of President Barack Obama speaking at a middle school, where a member of the audience has the word OBAMA shaved in his hair.

Turn on the shellac, Jack!

October 27, 2009

Okay cheerleaders, I think we can learn something from the fashion industry.

As many of you know, some design houses have started using dog groomers to style hair for their fashion shows, trying to cut costs in these difficult times.

Why are they saluting our models that way?

October 26, 2009

Okay fashion show staff, we’re bleeding cash here!

Our big cost-saving idea of hiring dog groomers to do our models’ hair helped a lot, but look at what we’re spending on lipstick! We can’t keep buying makeup this way!

Wearing your chandelier, dear?

October 21, 2009

Quick quiz: This photo shows…

a) The risk of letting tall people browse in light fixture shops

b) What happens when a dimwitted assistant is told to create a “bandolier.”

Sit! Stay! Who’s a GOOD model?

October 12, 2009

Okay fashion show staff, times are hard, and we need to save more money.

We tried using dead models, but it turns out they don’t last long in the bright lights. We hired raccoons to do makeup, but there was that rabies problem.