Blog Guy, I’m a hip young single guy, and I need some dating advice.
You’ve sure come to the right place. I can pretend I know all about that stuff.
Blog Guy, I’m a huge fan of actor Michael Douglas. Any news about him?
Sure. He’s gone totally insane. Bonkers. Mental. Deranged. Nutsy.
Wow! Do you like have deep sources at a mental hospital or clinic or something?
Nah, I’m just looking at his hair from when he showed up for a movie screening in New York yesterday. Does that look like a sane guy’s haircut?