Oddly Enough Blog

Wanna come back to MY place, human?

September 25, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a hip young single guy, and I need some dating advice.

You’ve sure come to the right place. I can pretend I know all about that stuff.

Major movie star goes nuts?

September 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a huge fan of actor Michael Douglas. Any news about him?

Sure. He’s gone totally insane. Bonkers. Mental. Deranged. Nutsy.

Wow! Do you like have deep sources at a mental hospital or clinic or something?

Nah, I’m just looking at his hair from when he showed up for a movie screening in New York yesterday. Does that look like a sane guy’s haircut?

Does this make me look cool?

July 25, 2009

Blog Guy, it’s me. That aspiring photojournalist you’re patiently mentoring.

Still in the bull business, huh?

July 15, 2009

Blog Guy, what is Rod Blagojevich, that former Illinois governor, doing since he left office in disgrace?

How can we horn in at parties?

June 22, 2009

Blog Guy, my friend and I are two young women who have a musical duo. We play violin and tuba.

Stand up, Mr. Spector. Oh, sorry!

June 11, 2009

Well, Madison Avenue gets screwed again!

Below, you can see photos of music legend Phil Spector released by corrections officials, without any of his numerous wigs, as he begins a sentence of 19 years to life for the 2003 murder of an actress.

Hey, it’s a brand-new freedom!

June 9, 2009

A guy has been sentenced to five months in jail for snatching the toupee off the head of a politician. Five months, and I’m not making that up.

Mr. Wang, novelty hairstylist!

June 1, 2009

Great news for you chicks who want someone using razor-sharp scissors on your neck and head while balanced upside-down!

Very 17th century brothel, honey!

April 13, 2009

Is it just me, or does anybody else notice something disturbing about these photos?

Are you Starsky, or Hutch?

March 1, 2009

You goin’ out again, Eddie? What’s in that bag?

Just what I thought! A tacky blond wig, mustache and sideburns, like somethin’ out of Sgt. Pepper’s Frickin’ Lonely Hearts Club Band!