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Blog Guy, I’m a huge fan of super heroines and I’m wondering what else is on the horizon from that genre.
Plenty. There’s a good new season coming up. Here’s a publicity still from NBC’s “Amazon Woman!”
Awesome! So she’s like from the Amazon, and she has all the mojo of the rain forest and she…
No. She has a secret hideout back in the stacks at amazon.com. She’s very smart, and when she gets the crisis signal she reads books. See those thick glasses?
Blog Guy, I really need some fashion advice! I’ve been dating a sailor for oh, 70 years or so, and I need help keeping him interested.
How about taking cooking classes?
No, he has very simple dietary tastes. I’m afraid I’ll have to do it with a “new look.”
Blog Guy, I’m ready for more of your sage advice for aspiring photojournalists. if I want to reach the hearts and minds of the public, what should I be shooting? What’s most important to the people?
Scarlett Johansson’s hairstyle.
What? Who gives a flying… about that?
She changes it quite often, so it’s important to be the first one to shoot the latest. Here you can see seven versions, from this week back to 2003.
Blog Guy, I saw a very strange wide shot of President Barack Obama yesterday. It looked like he has a pompadour haircut. Does his hair grow that fast?
Blog Guy, I’m off to France tonight, and I know how fashion-conscious they are over there. Any beauty tips for moi?
Well, I hope your squaredresser gave you a good squarecut for the trip.
Squarecut? You mean a haircut?
Oh, I was afraid of this. Where have you been, girlfriend? The very latest in chic is to have your hair modeled around a geometric frame, like these models at the Paris Haute Couture show.
Here’s a video report on a cook who also uses vegetables to make clothes and stuff, like for instance the carrot wig on this lady in the screen grab.
Now, I could write cute stuff about 24-carrot accessories, leek chic, unbeetable fashions, dressing in the legume room… but I’m way too mature for that.
Welcome back to our popular feature, “Things Maybe we Should have Explained in a Caption, but Didn’t.” The actual caption here tells us this soldier is “wearing a wig” as he smokes near the front lines.
Blog Guy, now that our election is over, I need a political fix. What are some interesting parties to watch?