A bat-like old barber named Brown
Styled hair as he swung upside-down
One day he cried, “Whizzers!
“I dropped my sharp scissors!
“They stuck in my customer’s crown!”
Oddly Enough Blog
Blog Guy, I’ve been watching that new HBO series, “John Adams.” You know, the one where that wine snob guy from another movie plays our second president. In one episode, the colonial women put on a fashion show for the men, and they wear sexy outfits and play a disco version of “Yankee Doodle” and there are dancing mimes and stuff. Did that really happen?
Memo to fashion show staff:
I should have been more specific, I guess. I did say my vision for this creation required a model with color in her face and a flower in her teeth, but I meant fiery cheeks and a perfect red rose clenched in her inviting lips.