I don’t know for sure what this thing is. It looks like a bunch of blond braided hair, topped off with an anvil or a small horse head, and I gather these things are being hurled from rafters onto unsuspecting fashion models these days.
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Quick quiz: the last words this model will ever hear are…
“Folks, stay away from the panda’s cage, he LOVES stealing ice cream!”
“You should’ve had this growth looked at sooner. It may be too late alrea…”
“Honey, bring me an hors d’oeuvre from over there under that ceiling fan…”
This isn’t what you’re probably thinking.
This woman was not the victim of a Mafia hit, despite the telltale pasta on her head just like those wiseguys who often seem to flop forward into their linguine after they’ve been wasted. Nor is she doing some kind of bizarro tribute to Yankee Doodle, who stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni.
Quick quiz: this model’s hair…
a) was styled by the Dairy Queen Frozen Custard All Night Hair Salon
b) helped make her Europe’s number one Marie Antoinette tribute artist
c) was swirled into this shape by the updraft from a passing gyrocopter
d) was the result of being sucked into a cotton candy machine at the Indiana State Fair