Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, you used to give us a lot more news about what those British people are up to, what with the royal wedding and everything. How about an update?
Well, they’re up to their knickers in celebrating Christmas now, of course, and they…
Excuse me, Blog Guy. Christmas? In July?
Yes. You’re forgetting about the time difference between the two countries.
Oh of course. Sorry, go on.
Yep, they opened the Christmas shop at Selfridges yesterday, selling Union Jack ornaments and everything.
Hey Clancy, thanks for gettin’ us into that party, but I must say it creeped me out a little.
Really, Lamar? What was wrong?
Are you kidding me, Clancy? That one chick had her eye on me all evening.
I guess I didn’t notice her. Was it the brunette in the skullcap?
Nope, it was another one. She had me in her mind’s eye, for sure.
And another creepy thing was that strange chick who paid that short guy with the elbow-length rubber gloves to walk behind her as part of her outfit.