Oddly Enough Blog

Nine ways to lose weight and live forever

December 8, 2011

People say to me all the time, “Bob, your blog is SO stupid, how do you get people to read it?”

The strain on Cain is changing his campaign?

October 31, 2011

In case some of you missed it because of the freak snowstorm, I’m going to mention an unusual political story from Saturday. It involves Herman Cain, one of the front-runners for the Republican Party’s presidential nomination.

Class, get out your rulers…

September 12, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve heard that the British Royal Family isn’t very well educated. That’s hard to believe, what with being the land of Shakespeare and everything.

The importance of…Have I used this headline before?

July 27, 2011

It’s summer, Blog Guy, and that means lots of funny local competitions. I hope you’re monitoring those for your readers.

Let me regalia with a story…

June 27, 2011

Needless to say, we’re very excited about the big unveiling, Lamar. We hired you to design military uniforms for our newly independent country because of your reputation.

The carrot and the shtick?

June 23, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, it’s me. That guy who collects photographs of famous people with vegetables. Bet you didn’t think you’d hear from me again.

The Rhymes they are A-Changin’

June 13, 2011

Blog Guy, I read in a Reuters story that some previously unpublished lyrics by legendary songwriter Bob Dylan are going up for auction this month.

You betcha those British are comin’!

June 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m surprised you didn’t get involved in the Sarah Palin thing a couple of days ago, when she told her goofy version of Paul Revere’s ride.

Shermanize me another burger, honey!

April 12, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’ve been a real fan of Williams-Sonoma, that shop for pretentious foodies, ever since I first read about it here. Is their Summer Cookout Catalog out yet?

Give your money to me

March 22, 2011

JAPAN-QUAKE/THAILAND

No, I don’t really want you to send me your money. Unless, you know, you don’t want it.