Oddly Enough Blog

Nine ways to lose weight and live forever

December 8, 2011

People say to me all the time, “Bob, your blog is SO stupid, how do you get people to read it?”

Out of the frying pan and into the fryer…

November 29, 2011

Blog Guy, I can’t wait any longer! Has the Williams-Sonoma December catalog arrived yet? I need to get ready for the big holidays!

A post-Thanksgiving image booster

November 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m afraid I really pigged out yesterday at Thanksgiving, but I understand a few extra pounds are considered attractive these days.

Want something that’s bad for you, Mr. President?

November 23, 2011

Hi there, waitress, we’re the Corkery family, and we’ll be having your family-style breakfast special, where the whole family eats for for $22.95. I’ll have the…

Which job would you choose?

November 21, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I have a dead-end job selling lunch meat door-to-door, and I’m looking for something different.

You feelin’ fertile, Myrtle?

November 16, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m hoping you can help answer a question for me. Where do babies come from?

Attention! Everything has been recalled!

November 1, 2011

Blog Guy, I guess you’ve been reading about the huge recall of cantaloupes because of that deadly listeria outbreak?

Bag? What bag, Baby?

October 28, 2011

Hi Michelle, Sweetie, it’s me! I’m calling on my new iPhone, from Los Angeles. Where are you?

It’s a black day for candy lovers…

October 28, 2011

Okay, take that black stuff out of your mouth, put it on the floor, and back away.

Lose weight the Christmas Party way!

October 27, 2011

It’s time for more of our etiquette tips aimed at people who were raised by warthogs in the wild.