Oddly Enough Blog

“How’s your Bypass Burger, Lonnie? Lon? Lon!”

June 18, 2009

The problem with providing health care to every American is that it would even go to patrons of the Heart Attack Grill, a hospital-themed restaurant in Arizona.

Hey Fred, there’s a weakling at the door!

June 16, 2009

Quick quiz: It’s late one evening. You’re going door-to-door selling cheap homemade lunchmeat, and these three guys open the door.

Nurse, bring me a scalpel and an ashtray

May 27, 2009

Some radical news from Beijing. China is going to ban smoking in all hospitals. What a concept, preventing smoking in a building filled with sick people, many of them already seriously ill from smoking.

The route behind your snout?

May 22, 2009

Bye Mom, I’m off to school!

Not so fast, young lady! Did you brush your teeth?  Floss your nasal passages?

Mom! As IF I’d ever forget to floss my passages!

Welcome back to Hygiene Minute. The above has been a simulated conversation to show the importance of keeping those passages squeaky clean.

Dressing the swine for the flu?

May 5, 2009

Lots of guys have written in asking me how they should dress during a flu pandemic, if we have one.

Who was that masked man? And where’s my Rolex?

April 27, 2009

Hello, police? I need to report a robbery. My department store was robbed today. They took a bunch of wristwatches from our jewelry department.

Blah blah pipeline blah blah blah

April 24, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a medical question. Among all the various ages, ethnicities, ages, races and professions, is there any single group that is most at risk for attention deficit disorders?

Skinny Minnie and the pageant?

April 23, 2009

Let’s face it, the human skeleton is a sexy thing. You take a bunch of bare bones, add a bikini, and you’ve got the makings of a beauty queen, right?

And what became of the monk, the monk, the monk?

April 16, 2009

Quick quiz: The man in this photo…

a) is a professional aspirin tester, giving himself a routine headache at the start of his workday.

It don’t get much worse than this!

April 9, 2009

I’m not going to prolong it. The Worst Job in the World title came down to a number of factors – danger, grossness, fecalocitude, etc.