Oddly Enough Blog

How the rich and powerful keep fit

June 26, 2011

Blog Guy, as someone who hangs out with the power elite, can you tell me how they manage to stay in shape? I mean, they must get free food anytime they want, so how do they cope with all that?

What could be insaner than to smoke like Speaker Boehner?

June 20, 2011

Quick quiz: Speaker of the House John Boehner is puffing on a cigarette…

a) in his own back yard.

b) in Ohio or someplace like that.

c) in an airplane lavatory after invoking his Congressional Smoke Detector Disabling Privileges.

A skeleton crew of bikini models?

June 16, 2011

Ah, this is the life, right Lamar? Fashion Week in Brazil, where the women are gorgeous and shapely and we can really show off our most daring bikinis.

Sweet revenge against extremists?

June 7, 2011

Okay, here is another real news story that is so goofy I don’t know what to make of it.

Just another blood-sucking ski resort?

June 2, 2011

Blog Guy, you know that city in Siberia that you like to call Wackytown? Didn’t you say you organize tours there, so your readers can see for themselves?

Come over to my yard for a fling?

April 5, 2011

FOOD-SUMMIT/

Man, I love it when true stuff is stranger than anything I could make up for my blog. I mean, it’s like having a day off.

Shape up with our new regal regimen!

March 31, 2011

BRITAIN/

Man, I gotta say, that was just creepy!

queen gym vertical 100What was, Lamar?

Are you kidding, Clancy? You didn’t see who was just here?

No, I was watching that Lady Gaga video on the big screen. Who was it?

Queen Elizabeth.

She was NOT!

Was too!

That IS strange. I don’t think she’s even a member here! What did she do?

The toughest health club in the world?

March 28, 2011

EU-SUMMIT/

Sir, thanks for stopping by for a tour of our health club. We’re very proud of our facilities.

Models with low sylph-esteem?

February 23, 2011

fashion skinny 490

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I want to find a job.

FASHION-BRITAIN/What’s been holding you back, if I might ask?

Well, I’ve had a run of bad luck that left me pretty skinny. First, I fell asleep on the liposuction machine and it ran all night, and then I got a tapeworm….

The cigarettes are in the cabinet?

February 21, 2011

smoking minister 490

Quick quiz: The politician puffing away in this photo is…

smoking canadian 260a) Going to be grounded if her mom catches her smoking again…

b) Not likely to be the first stop on “Take Your Child to Parliament Day”