Oddly Enough Blog

It’s quiet, the Death Panel must be reloading

June 15, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’ve appreciated your items on those Government Death Panels that came with the health care reform package. You’re the only one who tells it like it is. I mean, just you and Fox News.

Are you an optometrist or a pessimist?

June 13, 2010

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Blog Guy, I am one  American who is sick and tired of dehumanizing medical procedures. My own pet peeve is the eye exam.

Gosh, it looks like they’re really flying!

June 12, 2010

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First, let me thank you all for coming in to audition. Looks like a great group of actors here.

It’s downhill all the way, baby!

June 2, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m SO pumped! I’ve never been any good at sports, but yesterday I saw a reference to one that could be perfect for me!

Honey, the Death Panel is here! It’s for you!

May 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, since the passage of the new health care reform you’ve been great about following the creation of those Government Death Panels that will go door-to-door deciding if we live or die. Is there anything new on them?

Guitarist gets the blues, lots of them…

May 17, 2010

Prepare to be dazzled. I think I can step in here to solve a puzzling medical mystery, just like that Dr. House guy on television.

A loophole in healthcare reform?

May 13, 2010

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Blog Guy, I have a question about the new healthcare plan. See, I have a special girlfriend and I want to know if she’s covered. Louise is, you know, inflatable. Let’s say she got punctured. Yeah, let’s say that.

Snake away your tooth decay!

April 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m coming to you for help because of your background in oral hygiene.

Oh please, we’re all thinking the same thing!

April 26, 2010

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Quick quiz: This photograph shows…

cucumber crop 280a) A family enjoying dinner out at Ye Olde Benihana of Camelot.

b) A scene from an upcoming episode of The Tudors, when that sniveling Culpepper gets what’s coming to him.

When the breasts are fake, and so is the doctor…

April 19, 2010

Quick quiz: Who would you LEAST like to find out is a bogus, untrained fraud?

FRANCEa) The guy fixing your washing machine

b) The yard man trimming your magnolias

c) The accountant preparing your taxes

d) The plastic surgeon doing your breast implants

Yeah, I think most of us would have to go with that breast implant thing.

In Venezuela, police have arrested a man and woman accused of impersonating plastic surgeons and providing women with silicon breast and buttock implants from an illegal clinic in an apartment.