Oddly Enough Blog

They do WHAT to themselves?

April 2, 2010

Well, it’s time for my holiday posting, so let’s see if I can find some nice Easter Bunny shots, or….

Stuff that annoys me, if I must say so…

March 31, 2010

USA-STARBUCKS/Blog Guy, I know you have opinions. What kind of stuff really irritates you?

Gosh, the usual. War, poverty, the Dutch…

No, let me stop you right there. See, those are the big things that you HAVE to mention. But what about little annoying things in the course of your own daily life?

Can’t walk on the catwalk?

March 29, 2010

GEORGIA/

Boss, the models are complaining about their food again.

Lonnie, I get so tired of this! What do they expect, real meat?

fashion fall crop 220Well Boss, some of them say they’re not even getting enough nutrition to make it to the end of the runway and back without stopping for a rest.

You got a flare for the dramatic, Lamar!

March 27, 2010

FRANCE/

Okay boys, some of you have never been in a big-time protest march before, so pay close attention.

How to spot a Death Panel when it comes for you

March 24, 2010

Blog Guy, now that this healthcare reform stuff has passed, I guess I have the same question as everybody else.

She’s choking! Save the shoes!

March 2, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m dating a fashion model…

Hey, that must be neat.

fashion heimlich crop 260It is, but I worry. She eats so little, and sometimes a raisin or a pea will go down the wrong way and she starts to choke.

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much…

February 15, 2010

BRITAIN/

Blog Guy, may I introduce a serious topic here please?

I wish you wouldn’t. This is supposed to be a humor blog, even if that isn’t always obvious.

Sweaty sport is all pawn, no brawn

February 14, 2010

Blog Guy, you used to be so good at covering stupid sports, but not lately. Come on! Your blog is the only place we can go to read about the really offbeat sports the big networks don’t want us to see!

How very proud his parents must be!

January 27, 2010

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Well Mr. Johnson, we want to thank you for applying to be a U.S. Secret Service agent.

Fatty pork and rotten eggs for lunch?

January 19, 2010

Blog Guy, I know first lady Michelle Obama cares about a lot of good causes. Which do you think is most important to her?