Oddly Enough Blog

Damn it, Jim! I’m a doctor not a…

January 15, 2010

Blog Guy, you’re a very well connected Washington insider. Now that it looks like we’re really going to have health care legislation, will there be these so-called “death panels” that decide whether folks live or die?

A wake-up call on global warming?

December 19, 2009

Blog Guy, you have to help me! I’m frantic from worrying about global warming. I think about it all the time, and now I can’t sleep. I’m a physical wreck…

Who’s that leeched blonde over there?

December 7, 2009

Blog Guy, you’re an expert at fashion and beauty advice. I really need help attracting men. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I’m an attractive blue-eyed blonde, I accessorize tastefully, I…

I can never play soccer again!

November 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I know all contact sports have risks. Boxing, football, fencing, they can all take their toll. Is there any threat that is especially common to soccer players?

If superstars went to the bathroom…

November 19, 2009

According to the founder of the World Toilet Organization, the reason people are so reluctant to talk about hygiene is that it isn’t cool. He may have a point.

A very sobering experience?

November 13, 2009

On the topic of life imitating art, this guy in the bottom photo is straight out of one of my favorite short stories. I’ll be pretty impressed if any readers can identify it.

One more crack out of you…

November 9, 2009

First, I want to thank all you doctors for coming to this Humiliation Committee meeting to discuss our problem today. I know it’s a Thursday, so you should be enjoying a four-day weekend, as usual.

One for the road? Are you fricking serious?

October 29, 2009

Quick quiz: If you’re a jittery driver, what’s a good way to steady your nerves before you hit the road?

A miracle cure? No chants!

October 20, 2009

Blog Guy, I need to get some medical advice from you in the strictest confidence. I am a very famous person. You may just call me Ronaldo.

Watch out! Number four is gonna blow!

October 19, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m curious about the psychology of fashion models. Do they just wear anything they’re given, or do they have strong personal feelings about the creations?