Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, you haven’t written much about Britain’s royal family since the big wedding. Please fill us in on their activities this week.
Ah. Okay, did the queen do anything else interesting?
Yes, I believe she watched a beer.
She watched a beer?
Hold on just a second, Blog Guy. Back up! The Preakness isn’t even going to be run until tomorrow! I caught you in a big fat lie!
You’re forgetting about time zones. Britain is a day ahead of us.
Damn! You’re very clever, but one of these days you’ll slip up, Blog Guy!
So Blog Guy, I don’t understand why you’re devoting so much time to that wedding with Kate Middleton and that guy she’s marrying. It doesn’t seem like your kind of thing.
It wasn’t, but now it is. Let’s just say maybe I think it’s going to be more eventful than some folks expect.