Oddly Enough Blog

Paris, couldn’t ya just wear gloves?

September 23, 2011

Johnson, get in my office! You call yourself a news photographer?

What did I do this time, Boss?

I sent you to cover that Paris Hilton event where she’s pushing her line of shoes, but I told you NOT to make it look like free publicity. You know, it has to seem newsworthy.

Our ten-second in-flight movie will be…

September 22, 2011

Blog Guy, recently you wrote about a bunch of ambitious homemade inventions around the world. A submarine, a helicopter, stuff like that. Do those things actually work?

Get my cell phone, Hon, it’s in the toilet…

September 22, 2011

Blog Guy, like most of your readers, I come here for news about toilets, which you cover better than anybody else. I was wondering, are women’s bathroom habits any different from men’s, apart from the obvious?

Is that Pig Latin, Mr. President?

September 21, 2011

Blog Guy, I was surprised to see you missed “Talk Like a Pirate Day” this week. It was fun!

Looks like that one passed the test!

September 21, 2011

Sarge, look sharp. I’ve got a job for you.

Sure thing, Captain, Sir!

We’ve captured all these big weapons from the Gaddafi loyalists, and we need to test ‘em.

Fashion models, name your poison…

September 20, 2011

Here we go again, Lamar. We’ve got a major fashion show coming up, and the cost of paying good models would bankrupt us. Have you found a source for bargain-priced chicks, like you usually do?

Ramen Museum? My cup runneth over!

September 20, 2011

Okay, kids, I got the tickets for our big vacation trip today, and you’re gonna love it!

I left my part in San Francisco?

September 19, 2011

Blog Guy, I always come to you for my news about the movie industry. What’s my favorite actress, Halle Berry, up to these days?

What’s better than camping out drunk?

September 17, 2011

Congratulate me, Blog Guy! I’m going to Oktoberfest this year! It’s a life-long dream come true!