Oddly Enough Blog

Armored combat for the golden prize…

September 10, 2011

Blog Guy, everybody knows you’ve campaigned against bullfighting and other forms of animal cruelty. It’s safe to say that any event involving animal combat is inhumane, right?

Looking for love? Raise the bar higher!

September 9, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you are very good at beauty tips. I’m a young woman who would like to meet some guys, and I wonder what I’m doing wrong.

Welcome to the Barney Fife Pistol Range

September 8, 2011

Blog Guy, I hope you can help me. My chiropractor’s beekeeper just gave me a 9 mm pistol for Labor Day, and I’m wondering…

How many floozies live at this address?

September 8, 2011

Alert readers of  this blog will recall my complaints about the U.S. Census last year.

Cocktails with Miss Universe, sir?

September 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I don’t see how you can cover Miss Universe year after year. It’s so boring, it never changes!

Seeing Libya, from surface to air!

September 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I could use some of your famous travel advice. With Libya being in the news lately I’d love to go see it, but I’m concerned about getting around. I’m not even sure how to get there. I’ll be starting my trip in Mexico, so I need to get…

It’s just like in the disaster movies!

September 6, 2011

Boss, can you hear me? It’s me, Johnson! Oh, it’s still night-time in LA? Sorry to wake you up, but I’ve got great news!

Stake Night on the Vampire Cruise?

September 6, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you’re a travel expert, and I need some advice. I am a vampire. I would like to go someplace where I don’t feel, you know, different.

She’s the Darjeeling of the Tea Party?

September 5, 2011

Blog Guy, I see Sarah Palin, the possible future former potential presidential candidate, spoke at a Tea Party gathering over the weekend. I’m not sure I get the whole Tea Party thing. Wasn’t the 1773 Boston Tea Party a protest against being taxed by people we didn’t elect, and don’t Americans now get to elect their lawmakers?

Get out your dimes, it’s midnight!

September 4, 2011

Blog Guy, if my calendar is correct, you’ve got a major event coming up?

Yes, the celebrated Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, here in Washington DC, is ready to launch our big new season the day after Labor Day.