Oddly Enough Blog

The duchess, the chimp and the corn dog

September 3, 2011


This blog’s August statistics are in, and once again, patterns are starting to form which will allow me to do a better job of reaching my audience. It’s all in knowing how to read the results.

Repeat after me, “Fill the bag with money!”

September 2, 2011

Blog Guy, you know that odd city in Siberia that you call Wackytown? I’d like to visit it on one of your organized tours, but I’m wondering how many people there speak English?

Are those Tic Tacs, or you got a rattlesnake in your pants?

September 1, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m looking for some of your sage career advice. I enjoy travel, working with animals, and maybe a little danger. Any ideas?

Eating healthy for peanuts?

August 31, 2011

Blog Guy, so we’ve established that you lost some weight recently. I found your health tips helpful, but could you be more specific about what you ate?

A sport that needs no urine test…

August 31, 2011

Blog Guy, you used to do a better job of covering really stupid sports. Isn’t that still a part of your beat?

You’ve been upgraded to Gaddafi Class!

August 30, 2011

Blog Guy, I saw some photos of fugitive strongman Muammar Gaddafi’s private plane, taken at an airport in Tripoli. I’m surprised you didn’t blog about it.

So that’s basic cable, huh?

August 30, 2011

 

Lamar, we are very eager to see the new cable car system you’ve designed for our highest mountain, nearly 10,000 feet. May we take off the blindfolds now?

Why is our waitress twirling a baton?

August 29, 2011

Blog Guy, I love going out to restaurants, but I enjoy being surrounded by beautiful women. I find standards are falling in that area lately.

Who has the worst taste on earth?

August 29, 2011

Knock-knock! Hello, are you Aisha, the daughter of fugitive strongman Muammar Gaddafi?

It’s not even like gambling at all…

August 28, 2011

Blog Guy, I have some extra money this month and I was thinking of trying that online gambling thing. Do you know how it works?