Oddly Enough Blog

Eugene, please have a seat…

August 27, 2011

Say, Blog Guy, I’ve been wondering about that guy who’s sort of a living legend in your blog. You know who I mean.

Duchess, the sun never sets on the British vampire…

August 25, 2011

I’ll admit I was skeptical when I saw photos of the cast of yet another TV movie about Prince William and Kate Middleton. Did we really need this? I mean, I guess maybe if they found a dead ringer to play Kate… Nope, that’s not it…

Can YOU pass the Budapest Test?

August 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you have a background in education. What is the most widely accepted test to identify people with extremely low IQs?

So, Doc, is it a boy or a girl?

August 24, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve heard our elected officials don’t earn much, and they have to find ways to supplement their income. Is that true?

This restroom ain’t for resting, pal…

August 23, 2011

Blog Guy, last year you wrote about a business that was putting timers in their toilets, so that the lights would turn off after 10 minutes, even if the employees weren’t finished.

Hey! You want a piece of Joe?

August 23, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s been a while since you wrote about those Government Death Panels that Sarah Palin warned us about. I suppose you’ve been frightened off the story, like the rest of the media?

Look, Honey, a free vacation cruise!

August 22, 2011

We may have hit the acme of absurdity. We should plant our flag and turn back.

Let me explain. I work at home, and I am interrupted daily by automated calls trying  to fool me in some way. I don’t believe it should be legal to intrude on privacy like this, but I don’t make the laws.

Mystery brunette with Prince William?

August 22, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m confused. I was walking past a toy shop in London and I saw a doll that looked like Prince William.

You’ll have to wrestle me for the check

August 21, 2011

Well, Lamar, I have to tell you I’m excited. It was a big decision putting you totally in charge of every aspect of our new restaurant. Millions of dollars are riding on this, but I thought you deserved your chance.

Signs that you made a dumb career move

August 20, 2011

Blog Guy, your career advice is very useful, especially your tips on possible indicators that we may have taken the wrong career path at some point. Thanks to your last one, my brother got out of the bee-wearing profession.